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hattedhedgehog: What do you mean, “too short?” Damn dwarves are just too tall, anyone can see that. Bilbo could have easily picked up a tree stump or something, but he was really determined to prove how NOT SHORT he was.

Me: *has like a million things I have to/want to do* My motivation and drive: Hey, let’s watch the entirety of the Star Trek canon! I will be distracted and next to useless until we accomplish this

thiefprincess: he works hard on those pick-up lines y’know….you could at least go have coffee with him

gabe-hawthorne: annabellebanks: Man traffic was terrible this morning! So glad I don’t live too far away from the office. You should have phoned. I’d have been happy to pick you up. Oh thank you, I didn’t know that was something I could

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